Monday, December 8, 2008

Blog 10:

X-mas is a good time to give something that is useful but at the same time something that preserves the environment.
But OMG there is a list on the internet of plenty of STUPID gifts for 2008! I was cracking up with the pictures and the descriptions.


1) "Potty Putt"
Why waste time in the bathroom when you can use it as a golf course? This gift has everything needed to play golf without leaving the seat. Potty Putter begins with a custom-shaped PUTTING GREEN that sits around your toilet. It also has a cup with a flag, a specially-sized putter, and 2 golf balls. And since you're likely to spend a LOT more time in the john, you also get an OCCUPIED SIGN to hang on the doorknob.
Did you ever wonder how Tiger Woods got so good? One word -- practice!

2) "The USB Pole Dancer":
LOL there's a computer accessory that can turn YOU on, instead of the other way around.
The USB Pole Dancer makes your fantasies can come true. This bikini-wearing hottie plugs into your computer's USB port and audio port. When sound plays on your system, she dances and gyrates around the pole and performs some truly seductive moves.
Click here to watch the video
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqzVwuNKPmc)

3) "Penguin Tea Timer":

(This is how it works): You can either hang a tea bag from the penguin's beak, or use the tea strainer (included) with your favorite blend of loose tea. Place your tea cup under the beak and set it to the desired time. As you turn the timer dial, the beak lowers the tea into the hot water. When time is up, a bell sounds and the penguin automatically lifts his beak, removing the tea bag from the water.

4) "The Peter Petrie Egg Separator":



It is the most unappetizing kitchen tool EVER. And sadly, the stupid thing WORKS.
It's a hand-crafted ceramic head sporting a quizzical expression and a huge nose. To use it, you crack an egg into the separator and tilt it forward. While the yolk is blocked by the nose, the albumen tastefully drips through the nostrils and into your bowl. (DISGUSTING) LOL!!!!!




MORE:

http://www.stupid.com/fun/TSLV.html
http://www.stupid.com/fun/PHXC.html
http://www.lifesupporters.com/forums/general-discussion/dumb-christmas-gifts-544.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvx4MlcNwbg&eurl=http://technorati.com/videos/youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DHvx4MlcNwbg&feature=player_embedded

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

HEY I LOVE YOUR CHOICES FOR BLOG 10/11!! CONGRATS ON BEING IN 2ND PLACE!! MINE ARE BETTER HAR HAR JK...HE GOT IT FROM THE SAME WEBSITE I GUESS...LUCKY THING I KEPT A CLOSE EYE ON YOUR PRODUCTS BECUZ I DIDNT WANNA CHOOSE THE SAME ONES!! COMMENT MINE AND SEE WHAT U THINK...HA HA THE GOLF ONE STILL CRACKS ME UP!! SEXY AND FUNNY IS A GOOD COMBO!! LOL

Nida said...

Wow! That is amazing. Imagine sitting in the toilet and playing golf. How insane is that????

m.lorena said...

LMFAO! Ay dios mio. I have to say that my favorite gift is the first one. I can picture a person actually doing that because to some people the bathroom time is their personal time and their time alone.